nobody likes my micropenis at mums
all of the lesies sidelong
whisper pre-op headcase
say no they will not dance
with me or my penis
will not buy my penis
a beer or a blow,
so me and my penis slink
away to the ladies', dribble
some pee all over
the seats, Sharpie up
the walls with crude figures
of my fabulous tits and tiny
shaft--five straight lines
three big O's, five small--
if you're drawing along,
that's left arm, right arm
leg, leg body
full moon face & figure eight
nipple, nipple, beans & frank
.
whisper pre-op headcase
say no they will not dance
with me or my penis
will not buy my penis
a beer or a blow,
so me and my penis slink
away to the ladies', dribble
some pee all over
the seats, Sharpie up
the walls with crude figures
of my fabulous tits and tiny
shaft--five straight lines
three big O's, five small--
if you're drawing along,
that's left arm, right arm
leg, leg body
full moon face & figure eight
nipple, nipple, beans & frank
.
Mary Huyck Mulka is a co-author of the forthcoming chapbook Tacklebox (Spooky Girlfriend Press, 2009). She likes to play Mariokart.